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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 19:27

So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
share office space ...
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Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
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No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Is red light therapy scientifically proven?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Nuts and Butts
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives