What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 19:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

share office space ...

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Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Tender Moment Nurse Mare Adopts Orphaned Foal As Her Own Has Us in Tears - Yahoo

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Ancient miasma theory may help explain Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s vaccine moves - NPR

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Is red light therapy scientifically proven?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Is there a genre that combines elements of fantasy and science fiction, such as magic and advanced technology?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

How does the "Chain of Thought" prompting technique enhance inductive reasoning in large language models?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Colorado confirms 3 more infections in airport-linked measles outbreak - CIDRAP

Nuts and Butts

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Space Force demos rapid turnaround on latest GPS III launch - Defense News

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives